Pfft.“But ... isn’t it, I dunno, painful or something?” Emma pressed.“No, he’ll get over it,” - says HER - “And if he doesn’t, I can a...ways break out the bowl of ice water to plunge his crotch into. That ALWAYS does the trick,” Jess said with a laugh. Emma was horrified.“She’s really done that?” she said, directing the question to me.I knew I wasn’t getting any relief now, so I rolled off the ottoman and sat on the floor.“Not many times, but yes. And yes, it is just as effective as she says,” I. "That's a good reason to keep guns, son. Protect your family."Teresa stirred things up a bit. "Mom, can YOU shoot?"Ann smiled. "I'm a country girl, baby. Of course I can shoot. Probably better'n your daddy. Does this mean you want to learn, baby?"Teresa's blonde head bobbed in affirmation."Guess we need a range day or two, huh, Hon," Ann said, looking at Jim."I guess," Jim said. "At least get Teresa familiarized." How much practice has Cindy had?" Teresa asked."Two times at the range," Cindy. All this just put me in a mood. I decided to go to the range to relax and clear my head with a little gun therapy. My mom called me late in the afternoon. She needed to see me. She had something to tell me. I finished my next few rounds and headed over to her house.I got to my mom’s house and she had a drink waiting. She told me to sit down.I asked, “What’s wrong? "Why do you look worried?"She asked me if I remembered our conversation from the past week. I said, ”About me having a sister? Yes,. "Do you think you could do the same thing for five other people?" Donnaasked looking at Mark. "If you could you'd make my job a lot easier." Does that mean you're offering me a job?" Mark asked hopefully."Well sort of ," Muttered Sheila."What do you mean `sort of'?" Mark asked hesitantly."She means that there's a condition attached to the offer Mark," Donnasaid. "That's why I came here to talk to you." What kind of condition?" Asked Mark suspiciously."It's like this," Donna began after a.