Mom said she had already been to Rooms to Go (which she laughed at) as well as Macy’s (which she also laughed at).She said that so far, she has had ...o issues and that what she has bought from the Joneses will be delivered in 10 days or less. I offered to send Diane, but she seemed content getting around on her own. I inquired how she was getting around, she said she is having the time of her life using something called UBER. I just laughed, a woman of high society having never used Uber before.. I checked my phone, checked the mirror, washed my hands, and did everything else I needed to do to get myself ready to go back out to the bar with my friends and finish up my victory lap around town.I walked through the smoking section, past the pool tables, and rounded to the glass door back to the opposite end of the bar where my gals were sitting. My eyes squinted and I looked around the room quickly. Maybe too quickly for my drunken state. I waltzed back over to where we had been sitting. "Fuck no, Son! Your father's little dick would completely disappear between my titties, haha!" Jane said as she started to really hammer her fun-bags on her baby boy's greased meat."Jesus fucking Christ, Mother! Why did you even marry the worthless fuck?" He accidently got me pregnant with you, sweetie, and my father made me marry him. The only reason I even let him fuck me was because I lost a bet to my friend, haha! Can you fucking believe that?" Damn, I'm sorry, Mom." I'm not, baby. I think. I hit the trunk release as I got out intending to pick up the bucket and chunk it into the back of the car.As I reached for the bucket, I heard a pathetic whining sound coming from said bucket. With a bit of unusual caution, I stood back up and approached the bucket and looked down into it. Damn. There in the bottom of the bucket was a very emaciated puppy. Being the sucker I am, I gently picked up the starving puppy and held it close to me as I gently petted the little thing trying to sooth.