“Spank”, Kenzie brought her hand down hard on Laura’s Butt using her bikini style visible panty line as a guide for her hands work.Spank! Splat!...Crack! Whack! Swat!“Ouch, Ouch, Kenzie I am so sorry”.Spank! Splat! Swat to the butt! Whack to the ass, Crack!The spanks got harder and her butt got hotter, Laura’s bratty attitude reared its ugly head.Laura to Kenzie, “Oh my ass hurts so much!” Laura Ann complained/You Bitch, let me up”, Laura spouted expletives at Kenzie.Kenzie doubled down on the. And of course I'm jealous - at least if I set you up with Shelly, I get to be involved by proxy. Like, I mean you're older and all, but there's a thing between us. Chemistry. Didn't you feel it?"She looked back up at me, her eyes pleading. I nodded - I had."And now, here you had me, alone, vulnerable. You could have done anything you wanted. You could have had me do anything you wanted, and I would have done it. And you didn't take advantage of it?" What would you have had me do? Everything. --Brendan Behan"Our cat sleeps between us. We call her the Tiny Chaperone".--Emily Claire Tamblyn"There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?"--Dustin Hoffman"I asked my wife 'On a scale from one to ten, how do you rate me as a lover?' She said 'You know I'm no good at fractions'".--Rodney Dangerfield"I told my girlfriend that unless she expressed her feelings and. She put her stethoscope on my chest and asked me to lie down. She then checked my BP with her toy machine. She showed a worried expression and asked me to remove my shirt. I removed it and sat bare-chested. Though not John Abraham, I had ensured that I did not develop a pot belly.I worked out a bit so no muscles were sagging. Deepti was looking at me and laughing at my condition. I told her that having one kid means that we had to put extra effort to beat the boredom of kids. Deepti nodded.