The lawyer was on all fours when the farmer's third kick to his rear end, sent him face-first into a fresh cow pie.The lawyer summoned every bit of hi... will and remaining strength and very slowly managed to get to his feet. Wiping his face with the arm of his jacket, he said, "Okay, you old fart. Now it's my turn."(I love this part) The old farmer smiled and said, "Nah, I give up. You can have the duck."This one is compliments of kilocyclesExcuse meA man enters a hotel lobby. As he runs to the. “You better believe I do. I’ll be honest with you since we’ve already gone further than I ever imagined. I used to check your ass out all the time to see if you were wearing a thong because I used to beat off in your thongs because they were always so fucking sexy.” “I figured you did, I always wondered why I would be missing a pair after laundry was done or why they always had wet spots when I would go to put them in the wash. It actually turned me on some that I thought it was you getting off. Both boys were scanning every inch of the ground they passed, looking for signs of the ores they were looking for."Ben, something's just occurred to me," said Adam."What?" We've all agreed that this planet isn't Woden, it's another planet in another galaxy. How do you even know this planet has iron-ore? The elements on this planet might be completely different."Ben stopped walking. Adam's question was a killer. He was right of course and Ben hadn't thought of it."You're right and I hadn't. But he's not getting into me again, not even for a quick cock to cunt feel until... well, you'll find out what I mean.Talk (write) to you in a couple of days.Dear Diary: Mar 6 — He's more of a bastard that I thought he was. He got me drunk and took advantage of me. He didn't fuck me... I mean in my pussy... but he made me... he humiliated me. Just like when he did it in my mouth only this time he put it in my bottom. Damn though, he's a smooth customer. He chose that night to reveal a raise in.