Hovering at the gate, he inhaled heavily before striding purposefully down the path, his blood beginning to boil.Cathy was the perfect foil for his fr...strations, with a history between them most of which was bad. Notwithstanding her steely determination to thwart Joel's attempts at a sexual relationship, if it wasn't her bratty kids kicking balls into his garden, trampling the flowers and smashing a window, it was her mangy cat fouling the patio. And if it wasn't the cat, it was the loud late. "It fucking hurts me more," the black girl replied, her eyes glazed. The midwife offered encouragement to Tabitha who hollered mercilessly into the delivery suite."Yeah, but, it's not my fault," Adam told her and the midwife looked up. "We aren't together," he said as an explanation. "In fact, she's lez-zes up, she ain't into men. A bit, 'cause she got knocked up but it ain't me 'cause I dain't know her at that point but..." Adam, shut the fuck up," she warned him and screamed again crying out. After a few weeks I asked Katy out and she seemed surprised. “What about your girlfriend?” “Diane isn’t my girlfriend,” I told her. Katy looked suspicious and I decided to tell her the truth. I told her about Diane and our adventures. I figured she would tell me to screw off but she listened and even prodded for more detail. When I finished she sat quietly thinking about it.“Ok,” she finally said.“Ok what?” I asked.“I will go out with you but I have one condition,” she hesitated, “Diane has to. .Flashback – Mira, Safia and Ira – in IsraelWe departed haste of post from the broken cart of ass and ran toward the address the Stay Puft ass gave us.Irinka whined, "Mira, my ass formicates! I am sure some vile creature from your ass has taken refuge within assual proximity."Safia giggled so I questioned, "Safia what is so mirthful?"Safia replied, "I was not aware that someone had sexual relations with your sister's ass."The conversation of training our asses was a sore subject so I was.