’ ‘Ahhh ok…. ‘I stammered. ‘Listen, Jose charges by the hour so I better get back.’ ‘Oh dude you got it’ Jose muttered when I got bac.... ‘Got what?’ ‘The ink.’ ‘The what?’ ‘Ok, dud I know you use weed for ‘medicine’ Did you get some kind of shock while you were high recently?’ I blushed and he knew the answer. ‘Ahhhh shit mano!’ Jose said when he saw my face. ‘You got zapped when you were having sex while high?’ ‘Well it was just the batteries of a sex toy.’ ‘Doesn’t matter man. It just takes a. "It's okay hun, same deal as last night. Your butt doesn't still hurt, right?" Mom asked."No Ma, the shower today soothed it, I'll be okay. Ma, I'm really sorry for putting you through all this, it must be awful." I said."Aww babe, this is what mommy's are for. Here's the bathroom." Mom said soothingly. Bathroom! It was more like a dirty closet with a toilet and no sink in sight. "Hey hun, I don't think we can both fit in here. Oh wait, I've got an idea." She said as she squeezed her way in. I’d know soon enough. All the women were staring at me when I sat back in my chair behind the desk. At least they didn’t kick me out immediately.“Thank you, Stian, for your patience. On behalf of our community, I want to sincerely apologize to you for the way you were treated the day you arrived at our valley. We consider ourselves civilized beings and an attempt to kill visitors that come to us, nonthreatening and searching for sanctuary, can hardly be considered civilized. I hope you accept. Oooh, Teddy Bear... Too much... Mmmhh... Please stop, Ted, enough... I'm mmmh... So sensitive now... Aaaaahh..."Her whimpers and some determined pushes on my head finally convinced me to let go for real, so I moved to lie beside her. Didi instantly cuddled into me, her head on my chest. I wrapped my arms around her svelte frame, holding her tight as she basked in the afterglow. I was stroking her hair when Didi turned and looked up, smiling. She kissed me, purring in absolute satisfaction, a.