I knew there was going to be hell to pay when I got home. I was not excited for it, but I needed to get there as fast as I could.Pulling up to the gar...ge it looked like all the lights were off. When I tried the door it was locked, which was a dead giveaway that she was asleep. I opened it as quiet as I could not knowing what my strategy was going to be when I saw her.I put all my things down and took off my shoes. When I got to the kitchen, I saw a plate wrapped in saran wrap. I did not dare. Once I was in the water there erupted a massive game of embarrass the old man. I got poked, prodded and felt up by so many hands I didn't think I would be able to walk straight for a week. Some of the adventuresome girls even managed to reach down the front of my shorts and introduce themselves to my very erect manhood. It got so hot and heavy that I blasted a load creaming the inside of my shorts with copious quantities of my essence.Feeling quite embarrassed about events, and blushing myself,. " I paused. "And in the worse case scenario, what of it? They ask me, and I recall I misplaced two USB sticks I just bought. I think I left them by accident when I left the hotel bar. In fact," I went on, "that's not a bad idea. When I leave the bar tonight, I'll come back and ask the bartender if anyone turned in some USB sticks. Cover all the bases." So... that's it? We just go downstairs like nothing happened?"I nodded. "Yep. We're innocent, we know nothing." I paused. "Also in the category. After a few minutes of trying I sat down on the couch. Maybe the tv would tell me where I was. Hotels always had their own information channel.Before the actual screen came to life, the speakers came alive. “Welcome to the Agen News Network.” My mouth hung open when the screen finally came to life. and looking at the screen, I was staring at myself.What the fuck was this! It has to be some big dream/nightmare. I was broken out of my daze by the phone ringing on a table by the couch. Picking up.