“I am filling in for six months for Eleanor Ferguson the REAL President of BSC. Her health hasn’t been the best lately so we packed her off to the...South of France for six months to get better.”Jack was trying to comprehend all this but was having some difficulty due to the fact that there was another naked and very good looking woman in front of him. The Acting President of BSC had beautifully toned skin all over her body - not a single tan line anywhere. Jack also carefully observed her. I ushered him out as quickly as I could and went to bed without relieving myself. I couldn't jerk off after a night like that.The next morning I woke in a crappy mood. My ass was sore and I was still irritated with him. He was a walking false advertisement. I was still horny and knew exactly what I needed. I logged on to Justguys and changed my profile : "I need to have my ass ravaged by a huge cock. 8" and up need only respond." It was short, simple, and to the point.It didn't take long for a. One afternoon when I was sitting, reading a Jilly Cooper novel in my room, Pep wandered in to lay at my feet. He had got used to knowing he was allowed in when my door was ajar. I got up to check the post which had just been thrust through the front door and Pep who followed me or Ernie all the time, stuck his snout right under my loose light housecoat and started sniffing the crotch of my panties underneath my skirt. “Hey, boy, what are you doing?” I said lurching upright, with some. Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a highway patrol car, blue lights flashing and siren blaring.He floored it to 140 kph, then 180kph, then suddenly he thought, "What am I doing? I'm too old for this!" and pulled over to await the copper's arrival.Pulling in behind him, the copper got out of his vehicle and walked up to the car.He looked at his watch, then said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes.Today is Friday.If you can give me a new reason for speeding – a reason I've never before heard.