"He continued to stroke my hair. "A English teacher, at the college." Yes." I refrained from correcting his grammar. I just wanted to leave. I just wa...ted to escape, to get home."You're pretty," he declared, watching his finger circle inside my hair. "You the first chick with a dick I ever fucked." It's late, Lenny," I said. "I have to go now. I have to get up early tomorrow, to teach - " What did you call me?"I frowned. "What do you mean?" You called me a name." I did?" ?Lenny'! That's what. You know I don't like the name Mel,it makes me sound like some old bald fat sailor." Melinda returned,making Kim grin just the slightest bit."Yes, I know," Kim admitted with a happy smile."I swear, if I didn't know better, I'd think you were doing that just toannoy me." Well then Mel, it's a good thing you know better isn't it?" Kim saidcheerfully. "Mmmmm, er yeah," Melinda said sounding slightly confused. "Anyway,"Melinda said, blissfully dismissing anything that wasn't useful to herprimary. Could it really be that this woman - this angel - had agreed to be my wife?I swallowed and glanced back down the aisle. The pews were packed with our friends, family, and the other assorted acquaintances and business contacts that one is compelled to invite to the notable events in your life. The soft spring sunlight cascaded through the stained-glass windows, giving the interior of the church a magical radiance. I was, at that moment, the happiest man in the entire world.And it's fair to say. The next day Cheryl had stuff to do and had to go get our son so it left me free to do some yard chores and check out the toilet. I worked my ass off getting the chores done so that it would look like I had spent a lot of time on them and then I drove like a demon possessed to the toilet. When I got there I found a couple of cars in the parking area and no one around so I wandered up the path and quietly opened the mens room door. The sunlight swept throughout the room and revealed a man.