A wife is a sex object. Every time you ask for sex, she objects.4. Impotence: nature’s way of saying, “No hard feelings...”5. There are only two...four letter words that are offensive to men - ‘don’t’ and ‘stop’, unless they are used together.6. Panties: Not the best thing on earth, but next to the best thing on earth.7. There are three stages in a man’s life: Tri-Weekly, Try Weekly and Try Weakly.8. Virginity can be cured.9. Virginity is not dignity, it’s lack of opportunity.10. Having sex is. At twenty, his once bright future was coming to an end, but it was an end that Mina would make as heavenly as possible. The window had been left unlocked earlier by none other than herself. There were no allies in this place, and she had only one friend. A man named Norm, who’s name, was a fitting description of the man, except in other locations. She thought of Norm and the often meetings they had for sex. The memory helped her get more into the mood for what she was about to do. The. ” “Thanks. I do appreciate it. Wanna know a secret?” “Sure. You’re the only other person who knows about Grandpa’s secret weapon there, so I think I can handle one of your secrets, sure. It might make us even.” “I doubt it. Y’see, it’s just that I’m really, really good in bed. You’d never have thought so to look at me, right? It’s not like I’m trying to brag, but I’m a hard worker and a quick study, I take pride in what I do, and I can screw any guy ‘till his eyes bug out. C’mon, let me show. Say, "Interesting....more sinkers than floaters.12. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop it under the stall wall of your neighbour. Then say, "Whoops, could you kick that back over here, please?"13. Say. "C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me!!"14. Say, "Boy, that sure looks like a maggot"15. Say, "Darn, I Knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I gonna do?"16. Play a well known drum cadence over and over again on your butt.