I also notice that there is a roughly 3-inchwide, pink, lace-edged heart tattoo on my left butt cheek, with the word"Cutie" written across it at an an...le in curvy handwriting. Shit. I saw in profile, a metal tube over my penis, curved the wrong wayfor an erection. It's held in place with a locked handcuff loop encirclingthe base of my balls...I literally had one of those experiences where my mouth literally wentslack-jawed. That couldn't be me in the mirror, but it was. Nightmare. That's the. ”“The pilot? He was dead before I was anywhere near the cockpit!”“Yes, Sir. But a passenger died during landing. You put it down quite hard and he broke his neck.”“THAT IS BULLSHIT,” said Leonie. “He took off his seatbelt and refused to assume the position. Go and blame the people who go around spouting that conspiracy theory. That was practically a textbook landing. I’ve put them down twice as hard.”“Excuse me, which conspiracy theory is this?” asked Caroline.“There are people who claim that. It was a busy day at work for Laura and a lot got accomplished. Shespent some additional time on the web learning about sissification andcuckolding. It was like a sport with her now; she loved it and fanciedherself as very strong contestant. She brought Carolyn into her officeand shared what she was doing to Tom and showed her the photos. Carolyncould hardly believe that Tom, Mr. Macho himself, had been coerced intowearing girls clothes but she thought it was hilarious and loved seeinghim. ”“No – honestly. I’m still sorting through all the things from Mom and Dad’s house, and I have a whole box of your things I keep meaning to give you.”Christine dropped her head into her hand and groaned as her sister hurried back into the house. “This should be scary. It’s probably full of New Kids on the Block posters.”“No worse than N Sync,” Dan quipped, earning him a smack from his sister.“Why do we fall for that stuff?” Christine asked her niece with a laugh as she leaned into the car.