“Really?” Sasha got it next. “Mrs. Smith?”“I was unloading my meat from the trunk and still had my clothes on.”“Oh shit. She is one of t...e big no clothing Nazis,” Diana put a hand to her forehead.“Well she confronted me, and I stripped right there at the car. Then I picked up my meat and she took a long look at me ... at my penis.”“Well, I would look at a man who could hold his meat in his arms too,” Sasha said trying to lighten the mood.“Sasha! This is embarrassing and a real problem!” I said. She received a host of phone calls asking if it were true and assured everyone it was, citing the proof she had. Some came to examine the evidence, and went away convinced.In the meantime Ryan visited Liam. Dermott happened to be there. Liam invited him in, and he entered the vestibule but would not go further. Dermott came to the door of the living room.“About the party,” Ryan began.“Ah yes,” Liam said with a smile, “We really sorted that bastard out, and that money grabbing bitch as well.. Life's not fair, sometimes. Life's funny that way.Five hundred hours before I could leave the state.Mom and I worked it out: 2 hours 2 days a week, plus four hours on Saturdays, and the family would get to take vacations in one year, two months, and two weeks from when I started. It was just that the only decent indoor job was at the county hospital. Mom would not let me work an outside job unsupervised; she knew as well as the rest of my family how badly I got screwed by the DA and by Janie.. There were a few others and their stories are remarkably similar to thestories of the readers of this tale.When all of the participants were finally settled in their hotel roomswe each received a note that their would be an introductory meeting thatevening in the hotels small conference room. Everyone was anxious toattend. Especially the ladies.It was Lady L. herself who got up at the podium in front of the room andwelcomed us all to the island, her island. The shocking news was brokento all.