Eighty percent of the people who hear them don’t care and the other twenty percent are glad I’m having them.”E.J. Holub, Kansas City Chiefs line...acker regarding his twelve knee operations: “My knees look like they lost a knife fight with a midget.”Vic Braden, tennis instructor: “My theory is that if you buy an ice cream cone and make it hit your mouth, you can learn to play tennis. If you stick it on your forehead, your chances aren’t as good.”Walt Garrison, Dallas Cowboys fullback when asked. Her legs were parted and I could her white panties. She caught me looking, got up, and left the room. She came back and sat down. She scooted up the edge of her chair and resumed watching the movie. She had taken her panties off! I could clearly see her pussy hair. Her lips were big and shiny. She kept her legs spread until the movie ended.She announced it was bedtime and I had to leave. My girlfriend went to get my coat and her mother came up to me and rubbed my crotch and whispered to me to. At the end of the meal I bit the bullet.“Jerry, Wendy would like you to fuck her, and because she is so special to us, we would like that too.”From there the conversation followed a familiar script.“She's very beautiful, but I don't want to go to gaol.”“John's fucked her a few times, and Tom fucked her a couple of nights ago. They don't want to go to gaol either, but Wendy was able to convince them that she will never tell anyone outside our group, and they trust her.”“If John and Tom are. Yeah, my ass - I’d never had anal sex before, but the second my brother mentioned that it might help him cum, I knew I didn’t have a choice. Everything I do - everything I am - is to help him get off, and he didn’t even need to mention it twice. I walk around all day with my ass lubed up, just in case my brother wants to fuck my tightest hole.“But there’s something I need to tell you...”I just nodded, hoping that it made my tits bounce enticingly. I’d started watching my movement a lot these.