.. “Brothers and Sisters, I don’t like to have to do this, but there is a man in the congregation who is having an affair with another parishioner...��s wife, and if there is not at least five dollars in the collection, I will reveal his name.”Later, as he counted the money he found 2O five dollar bills, and a two dollar bill with a note that read “Forever hold your peace, I’ll have that other three dollars before sundown.”I once found a throw rug in a catch basin.I bought a dog the other day ... I. As he opened the door to get out of the car, I stopped him. "Where are you going?" I asked. He replied, with a puzzled look, "To get changed." "Why?" I replied, as I pulled my shirt over my head. "It's dark, we're alone, and you have a nice body." Before he had a chance to do anything, I leaned over, felt his cock with my left hand and whispered in his ear. "You have a nice cock too, Ronnie." Where we were was dark, very dark. Because of the haze, the moon wasn't as bright as it normally is.. ’ She finished before pulling him in tight for an embrace. Steve was in heaven. He had never been more confused in his life but he was in heaven. A sexy naked girl was kissing him, and what’s more, his neighbours may even see it! That was not the end of things however as soon the girl was frantically grabbing at his trouser region. Like any sane straight man would be, Steve was as hard as a Yale Quantum Physics Exam and despite the public nature of their location was desperate to be freed of. “Hey, Ernie. I just ordered a couple more satellite phones, so that each of the crews will have one. It’ll probably be a week before I get them. I also upgraded the plan to include more minutes, plus I added texting. Tell the guys they can make calls home, if they keep it under control. If it gets out of hand, and anyone abuses the privilege, I may have to take the excess costs off their wages. You can receive text messages for free, so let them know about that. Their families and girlfriends.