This morning."I hesitated in giving her my answer trying to decide if taking the time to deceive this Ph.D. would be worth the effort for what I might...get out of it.I guess that hesitation must have held some significant meaning to Dr. Katherine Lozier because suddenly she said, "Sam, are starting to feel insecure again. You haven't felt that way in years. All right Sam. I'll come to you. You know, just like we used to do. I'm coming over there Sam. Now don't you leave okay? You stay right. “Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls; I want to share some news with you, today. Many of you thought that the President and I would come out here and wow you with well-worn clichés and timeless, brainless, chatter.“That was never our intention.“Every President needs a strong and tireless right arm to lean on and depend upon. When I take the oath of office next January, standing with me will be a man of utter fearlessness, shocking bravery and a courage born of his faith in God and his belief. ...with me watching.” I said.“Oh....wow..” Leif said quite surprised by my request. “I......uh....certainly didn't expect that.”“Forgive me for asking, you don't need-”“Oh no, it's okay, I just didn't expect that.” Leif said smiling at my wife. “I certainly have no objections.”Leif had a family back in Norway but broke up with his wife, working to provide for his offspring. So I knew he wouldn't turn her down.“So?” my wife asked while rubbing his leg gently.He looked between us and smiled. “I. Dave has taken to DVRing old episodes of JAG, mostly because he has the hots for Catherine Bell. He waits until I'm working on my computer, then starts watching one of them - fast forwarding past anything that doesn't include her.I knew perfectly well that he was trying to tease me. She (or more accurately, the character she plays) is basically a more perfectly-built version of what I would have been had I pursued a career in the Navy/Marines as my father would have preferred. She and I have.