A friend has placed a screen saver on my computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears.Tech support: How may I help you?Customer: I'm writi...g my first email.Tech support: OK, and what seems to be the problem?Customer: Well, I have the letter 'a' in the address, but how do I get the little circle around it?This one and the next are our personal favorites!A woman customer called the Canon help desk with a problem with her printer.Tech support: Are you running it under windows?Customer:. I was really disappointed until I caught her wink at me and she mouthed the words ‘follow me’.She stood up and looked at Dad “Hunny, I need to go to the loo, I’ll be back in a sec”She walked off and I waited for a good half-a-minute until stood and said to my dad“Uhhh Dad, I’m bursting, excuse me” I said nervously, acting as though I really needed the loo.“Wait a sec Dan” My Dad called and I knew I’d been rumbled “Can you please ask at the bar where our main course is?”“Sure” I said, breathing. He placed it on Francis’s lap and sat on the bed by her feet. ‘Thanks for the great fuck this morning. After breakfast it’s your turn, I promise.’ ‘I have faith in you, dear,’ Francis replied as she sipped from her drink. Patrick smiled. ‘How is the lemon aid?’ ‘Orgasmic,’ Francis grinned. ‘Good.’ Patrick patted his wife’s calf. ‘We better make the most of today. Classes start September 8th, and there is no way I can skip teaching a lab section.’ Cutting a pancake with the side of his fork, he. She smiled; she’s liking the show! The pussy is wet and slippery ? grind the funnel a little, slide it up and down and roll the hips. She’s squeezing her tit, she really likes the show! More pressure, gotta make a tight seal or else I’m gonna make a mess. What the fuck am I thinking? I bet her other hand is stroking her pussy. I bet her pussy is shaved. I wish I could see her other hand. There, tight seal and a sexy show. I wish I could BE her other hand! What the fuck am I thinking??Good, you.