A man comes into the ER and yells... ‘My wife’s going to have her baby in the cab.’I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady’... dress and began to take off her underwear.Suddenly I noticed that there were several cabs -- and I was in the wrong one.Submitted by Dr. Mark MacDonald, San Francisco2. At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and slightly deaf female patient’s anterior chest wall...‘Big breaths, ‘ ... I instructed.‘Yes, they used to be, ‘ .... But this, I was told by the Captain, was what separated Man from the b**sts. "Man can accept any amount of suffering if he wills it," he told me. "He is rational and understands the nature of the sacrifice he makes. The b**st, on the other hand, knows nothing of the future and suffers blindly, for no purpose, and will not choose suffering without pressure." Here the Captain paused and I saw him lift the iron which was hot and steaming. "Lady Sarah," he cried out boldly. "Will you accept my. “No…..” I cried feeling a sharp pain and again he stopped, but after a few minutes I began to get used to his cock and wriggled back against him.“Umm.., that’s good…, now just relax” he soothed slowly pulling me onto his cock. Suddenly there was a really sharp pain as his cock pressed past my sphincter but once again he let me get used to the feel of him. After a few minutes he slowly began pushing and before I realised it he was all the way into me and I felt his balls touching mine. Realising. "Victoria, I haven't got the foggiest idea what has got into you. Just what you think I should be apologising for, I don't know." You were in Blackpool last weekend with some little tart. You were seen so don't try to deny it." Victoria, last week I was in Edinburgh. You know that, I spoke to you several times." I know nothing of the kind. I spoke to you on your mobile phone; you could have been in bloody Timbuktu for all I knew. And I've been told you were in Blackpool with a woman." Victoria,.