Raat ko maa aur main aik saath sote the karon room ek tha….Karib raat ko 1 baje main utha aur maa ki sari uski kamar tak utha diya aur uski chut cha...ne laga….maa kuch nahi boli usko maja ane laga aur is tarah karib 2minit chatne ke baad maa garam ho chuki thi aur mera bhi land khara ho gaya tha aur maine mera laand maki chut main pel diya….raat bhar maa ko maine tin bar chod diya…maa ne kuch nahi kaha kali aaah..aaahh…oooh..awaj kar ke maja lene lagi…subah main college nahi gaya…maa kapre. He needs someone like you, Betty,and you need someone like him, a good provider and a reliable man;one who won't cheat on you the moment you're otherwise preoccupied.Don't let him wander any. Keep a tight leash on Grant, and he'llremain loyal. Listen to me, will you? I'm a kid still in college andI'm giving a mature woman advice for the lovelorn." Your heart is in the right place, Mel. That's more important, nothow many years you have under your belt. I'll heed your advice ifyou'll heed mine. "At the end of each round we will each draw one of six cards, in theorder of the most cubes. These cards apparently will hinder us in theability to proceed, but are also the win condition of the game. You getpoints equal to the square of the amount of matching colors you have."This was greeted with blank stares. "Um. You get more points the more ofa particular color you have. So it is a good idea to go hard at onecolor, or more likely, two." He laid out six cards, one of each color andtwo. The section of the Manual covering upkeep of the car, the need for insurance coverage, and other little tidbits ... plus, sarcastic glances exchanged between the little high school "snit" Judy and me ... and of course, further examination of "The Fruits of the Spirit". Certainly Mr. Wilder kept the 90 minutes interesting. All I could think of was edging closer to having a license and "wheels" in my driveway.On Thursday, 20 others and I survived the ordeal of the infamous ¼ sheet of paper.