"It could be you, you know, all you have to do is loosen up a little," I continued half laughing, half serious. "You wish." "I certainly do, you'l... never know how much I wish." "Oh, I can imagine." "If you only knew what I get to imagining, you'd be surprised." "In your dreams!" She was right, there; she was the most fuckable bit of crackling in the Home Counties as far as I was concerned. Kathleen was married to Arnold who ran and operated his own courier business. They were, on. . I chuckled, initially at her accent, which I wasn’t expecting, and then in utter confusion about what she’d said, and I raised an eyebrow like The Rock and muttered, “Excuse me?”“Why do you not say ‘hi’ or introduce yourself?” she asked, still glued to the game.“What? When?” I asked, my eyes narrowing and voice raising an octave.“You do not like girls?” she asked, swinging her angelic ebony face towards me, finally ungluing her gaze from the dragon, looking away from her game for the first. ‘There couldn’t be, his lordship’s first wife was still alive… and divorce… Well no, the family would have none of that nonsense back in those days.’ Lady Tanya stopped speaking for a few seconds, then took a deep breath and sighed. ‘It has always been my great regret that I was out of the country when my brother in law, Minerva’s father and her brother died. At that time, I had rebelled against my upbringing a little, I’d always favoured the bohemian lifestyle. Anyway, I was married to an. His mom, Erica, has a key I gave her to check on things when I’m gone. Mike apparently stole it and came into my apartment looking for porn, as he said, when I suddenly came home from work. He is an 18-year-old horny boy. Anyway, I happened to be off the following weekend. I had told Mike to never break into my home again. He could knock and be invited in, but that’s it. His mom, Erica, and I weren't great friends, but we enjoyed each other’s company and went to meals and drinks several times..