” I began, describing Todd-as-Brooke.“Nobody’s perfect,” my flat-chested daughter quipped. I wanted to laugh out loud at her quick wit, but th...t bastard Chuck had taken it from me. I had to suffice with a comical raising of my eyebrows, a la Groucho.“She wanted me to make woman out of her,” I said deadpan. “How could I refuse?”“I’m jealous,” she said.“Jealous? Why?” I asked stupidly.“Dad, you know I’m still a virgin, right?” she looked at me with a steely glare. “Right?”“I always expected you. " Without speaking I walk towards you. You lean towards me for a kiss. When I get close I grab your waist and, with the other hand, go through your hair and tilt your head to the side. My lips go towards your neck and I can finally smell you again. I'm getting harder if that's even possible and I put my lips on your neck. You let go a slight moan when you feel my lips. I let my hands slide forcefully down your back and body and look you in the eyes. I say, "Hello." Our lips meet softly and we. Booze flowed freely after wife Sarah made a light supper which went down well and by game time all we’re feeling merry. By half time with Dallas ahead 13-6 the other ladies cried off saying they were too bored to watch the rest and were going to bed, but of course the fellows were happy to stay to the end. I think we were split on who to back and the game proved exciting as Baltimore had to score ten late points to secure a 16-13 victory and win me a ten dollar bet with Gary, a lng standing. . I’m pregnant. After so many years of trying, I’m finally knocked up to Pierre! I’m having his baby! You three finally have another baby brother or sister on the way! We did the test last time, and then rushed over here so that we could all enjoy your bodies together in celebration. I couldn’t go for it last night until then, but now I can,” Shorty announced with a very joyful face, of course, when Ray and I returned.“That boy or girl’s gonna be spoiled as fuck!” Eustace remarked with a wink.