”“What was that mate?” “I thought that would be obvious to you, Goyse.”“I don’t follow?”“Well, she went to your place when she came ...ack from the Island and left town immediately afterwards. I was hoping that you would break your promise to her once you heard my story.”“What promise are you talking about?” I thought for a moment and then it dawned on me, “Do you think that she told me why she left you?”“Why else would she go to see you? She knew your wife wouldn’t be there. She respected you. Hi, boy. You remember old Angie, don't you? Sure, you do. We're good friends. That's right, boy,"She giggled aloud as the big animal jumped up on her and began to cover her face in eager dog-kisses."Whoa, whoa, boy! Enough's enough already. I can't breathe."When she'd recovered from her fit of giggles, she slipped back outside to replace the key, then locked herself carefully into the house. The dog stood eagerly by the door watching her, his tail wagging like a metronome, his head tilted in. I got to Tom's place about 15 minutes later.Suzy ran out of the house and hugged me. "Uncle Fluke, I have missed you so much, where is Aunt Evelyn, why wasn't she with you last night?"Hugging her again I told her, "Let's go inside, and talk to your Mom and Dad."When we got inside I told the story of how my sweet Evelyn was killed by a drunk driver. I said I sent letters and email; I never got any response, so I figured you were still not talking with me. So I limited my contact to sending Suzy. " Mom! Calm down. You're going all ADD on us," Meagan scolded. "Besides, we've got a question before we pose again." Oh no!" Debbie wailed. "You're not going to pose if you don't like my answer!" Maybe," Meagan admitted. "But I want an honest answer. That painting where Peter and I were nude at a beach, did you doctor it to have Peter ejaculating in his sleep?"Debbie gasped, "How did you find out? Did you take a key and drive over to the storage area?" Mom! We're not stalkers! I don't know.