”In the locker room showers, I gave my ass and vagina an extra washing —cause ‘ya never know’. I drove to the bar and said hello to some peopl... as I sat waiting to see if Ray would show.Twenty minutes later he arrived, dressed in jeans and a tee shirt that said something about golf. Sitting next to me, he ordered scotch and another of what I was drinking. We drank and, during the small talk, he said he was a patent lawyer and divorced. I tried to look at his bulge but it was well hidden. I. Good riddance, if she wants to be a Queen Bee she can buzz around someone else's hive.85. Sharpie McEyebrows – This coffee date was absolutely no fun at all. She kept a constipated expression on her face the entire twenty minutes we met. Her makeup was just well ... disturbing. I suggested that she quit being a killjoy and instead she should go pluck her eyebrows into even further oblivion.I then discovered to my horror that she had received 'permanent makeup'. In fact, her eyebrows had been. It looked like fun to me. One time I stood there while my mom sucked my dad off. She didn't see me there, but Daddy did. I watched her lick his balls and slide her mouth up and down his big shaft. He smiled at me and let me watch until he shot his load into her mouth. I wanted to do that, too, but Daddy said that Mommy wouldn't like it very much. One day I came home from school and found my dad sitting in the living room alone, reading a letter. He looked. "He really goes for it." You're so lucky, Janey, to have somebody around who'll go down on you any time you want but never talk back to you."Janey laughed. "I just started doing this with him. Think of what I almost wasted!"They both stared, smiling, faces flushed with lust, eyes and mouth damp, as the handsome head of the Dane bobbed and dug between Janey's legs. When his lips brushed across her clit and tickled her, she jumped. She lay back, legs open to him, gradually starting to move up and.