It was a large, air conditioned space consisting of a spacious main room with a bar, a small kitchen, and two separate bedrooms with individual baths....There was a hot tub outside on the patio with a fine view of the city. After showing us all of the amenities, the young man withdrew leaving us to our own pursuits."Wards!" was the first words out of our mouths, and we sat on the main room floor and began casting out protective wards around the VIP suite. We had done this often enough by now that. ”Wife texts back 5 minutes later;“Computer really fucked now.”A Greek and Italian were sitting in a Starbuck’s one day discussing who had the superior culture.Over triple lattes the Greek guy says, “Well, we have the Parthenon.”Arching his eyebrows, the Italian replies, “We have the Coliseum.”The Greek retorts, “We Greeks gave birth to advanced mathematics”The Italian, nodding agreement, says, “But we built the Roman Empire.”And so on and so on until the Greek comes up with what he thinks will. “What are you doing here?”“You’re mother said you don’t feel to well so I came to check on you”I try to sit up, but she pushes me down and slide on top of me, her soft lips are inches away and her soft breath tickles my cheek, I can feel her body resting on mine“How do you feel now?”Her throaty whisper is followed with her lips capturing mine as I try to answer her, her tongue immediately slips into my mouth and she softly rubs her leg over my crotch. My reaction is immediate as I wrap my arms. “Well for one, seeing as you are a woman, and I’ll admit a very pretty one at that” and upon hearing him say that I instantly smiled and thanked him. “I uhhh notice things.” he went on to point out. “I notice uhhh features about women, or people for that matter, and as far as you’re concerned I have noticed all your physical features to be honest and thought you were around 25 or so.” “Me really?” I said in a surprised tone of voice as we rode down a trail of dust and he said yes. “What are you.