After all, to fix the problem, a computer programmer needs to find a date ... and we all know the likelihood of that happening!A blonde and a redhead ...et in a bar after work for a drink, and were watching the 6 O’clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge. The blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn’t jump, and the redhead replied, “I’ll take that bet!”Anyway, sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead the $50 she owed. The redhead said “I can’t take. I nailed my cock into her ass, then grabbed her boobs and then we stood up. Then we fucked at the speed of 1000 horsepower. It was awkward, but it was hot! She moaned and fucked harder.With every passing second, our speed increased. With every increase in speed, our intensity increased. And then we cummed again!We were wet with sweat.Then she gave me blowjob like a pro and ate all of my sperms! Her head moved in, moved out and wow, it felt so awesome! Really! It tickled my cock. She sucked my. “I remember because you had an interest in her.”I did not.“You did too, but she just wasn’t into catgirls.”Unlike you, I don’t fuck everyone I see.“You mean anyone with a dick between their legs?”That too.“And how often have you gotten out to fuck anyone?”I guess you got me there.“Score one for the witch!” Penelope says, jumping excitedly in the air, fist raised high.Calm down before someone sees us and thinks your nuts.“Good point,” she concedes.Shall we then?“Yes, we shall.”Penelope quickly. You and Andrea? Andrea Drummond?”“Yeah. She left Ben.”“And she is taking up with you? After all the nasty things you had to say about her?”“Last month when I got stranded during the blizzard -- I was snowbound at her place. We had a chance to talk things through. It was a humbling experience -- she told me what happened in high school and how miserable she was since marrying Ben.”“What did happen in high school?” Sarah asked.“She told me things in confidence that I won’t repeat. It was a lesson.