"Goddess! Straight '1s'. Every single subject a 1! Eight beautiful 1s, it doesn't get any better than that. Shit, mom and dad are going to go nuts. He...l, I'm going to go nuts!"Jumping up from his computer, Donnie danced a jig round his bedroom. Rory eyed his antics for a second and then decided his young master was being silly and he simply rested his head on his paws once more and closed his eyes.The envelope containing his results arrived two days later and Donnie's guess as to his parents. ”“You definitely need a pseudonym,” I said. “What’s your middle name?”“Joan,” she replied. “I hate it. That’s what kids called me to taunt me and get my goat.”“Hmm ... What names do you like?”Lize rolled her eyes in thought. “I like Katrina...”“You don’t look like Katrina to me.”“What about Janice?”I rolled the name over my tongue a couple of times. “I think that works. You could pass as Janice. Let me create your own email address. That way all the mail you get won’t clutter up my inbox. And. I thanked them and sat back satisfied."OK, smart ass" I quipped, "now you gotta learn to use that shit!"We broke up laughing. I heard a knock and called out to have them enter. Suzie and Maria came in with plates of Hoagie's and chips and Sprites. Maria brought the plate to me, then thrust her tits in my face and shimmied her shoulders. At that moment I knew she wasn't wearing a bra. It brought Junior to attention. I looked up and saw that Suzie had handed the plate to Billy and she had done. ‘I am Bill Mercer. Who are you and what the fuck do you want? Bitch, bring me another beer.’ Well he royally pissed me off but I remained calm. I wanted to beat his ass right there. I walked up to him and stared. After about a minute, I pulled out a legal envelope and said ‘Mr. Mercer, you have been served.’ While waiting to call him, I had my attorney file a 30 million dollar law suit against the Mercers. His wife came over and looked stunned. When they opened the petition and read it, she.