Friedman, the law of unintended consequences is the proposition that every undertaking, however well-intentioned, is generally accompanied by unforese...n repercussions that can overshadow the principal endeavor.Last weekend, without telling my wife, Jennifer, that I was doing this, I undertook to save her some aggravation from the noises caused by my various vehicles back-up beepers. We live in a brick Federalist house more than big enough for our needs, behind which is a 100' x 50' pole-barn. "Oh hi Johnny, I wasn't expecting you this early, please excuse my attire. Would you like some breakfast or at least a cup of coffee before you start?"I'd already had breakfast and I don't like coffee but I sure wanted to look at her tits some more so I said I'd love a cup. When she stood up, I could even see her pussy hair right through those PJs.Now although I've always liked Mrs. Banks I've never thought of her in a sexy way, I mean she's old, at least as old as my mom but as I was sitting. I was kind of out of it during the whole thing. The sensations and pleasure were so much and so unbelievable. I think because it felt kind of other worldly. ;) The week leading up to was very tense between Andi and I. We both knewmy parents were going to be going out, and that we were going to have some good alone time. Not to mention the fact that we've both talked to different people about it, so both our minds were full of all these images that our online friends were putting in our heads. I. It had more curves that ten strippers at a topless joint, a friend had once joked to me. Driving this rig, I had to agree. It was only about twenty feet long, but the turns were still a bit sharp for it. It made me appreciate how good the bus drivers out here were.We went through Copalis Crossing and continued on to an old lumber town called Carlyle. It wasn't considered a town anymore as the population was under a hundred now days, but at the turn of the last century until the thirties, it had.