It had careenedthrough our command deck straight into the engine roomand engineering section. It had taken some time to getthings into a livable shape... We’d almost bought itseveral times, but each time my maintenance crew and Ihad been able to come up with a save.The Captain had died in my arms. There was nothing Icould do. Nothing at all. I had liked the Captain andhis death was hard on me. He understood my motives inbeing in the Fleet. I was like a son to him. A son henever had. I. Plus, all the “fluids” he had lost as well. “Sure!” I exclaimed. “Ok let’s start by sifting through the flour” I said. “Here, I’ll show you first. We just hold the sieve with one hand, and gently tap the side with the other” I demonstrated. “What’s the point of the sifter?”“It makes the flour much lighter; better for mixing things in. So if we’re making a cake or batter, it’s very necessary” I answered. Chris’ chuckling made me look up from what I was doing.“What’s so funny?” I smiled.“Nothing”. After dinner, Mom pulled me aside as I headed for the living room.“I don’t want you lighting candles anymore. Your father asked this morning why the house reeks of incense.”I had been burning the candles every night waiting in vain for Mom to show. I was immediately depressed. I guess I had misread the signals. Mom was ending our affair and her way of letting me know was to tell me so stop burning the candles. Perhaps she had no further need of my particular brand of inspiration.I sat in the. Then went back into my tent to jack offand fell asleep. Early the next mourning I was the last to wake up theothers decided to play a trick on me and grabbed my sleeping bag thendumped me in the lake. When I stood up they all started laughing at me asI stood there in nothing but a diaper and a tee shirt. When I went intomy tent to dry off I was followed and teased about my diapered state evenby Jims girlfriend Penny. As I opened my bag to get dry clothes my otherdiapers were spotted and in mass.
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