."Xania hissed quietly, "Alan! God damn you! I've only begun to describe this vibrator plan, and you're already using it against me? That is so comple...ely unfair! You are such a clever asshole!" Hmmm. Could be that I am. That's another thing I want to discuss: how all these women fawning over me, praising me, practically worshiping me at times are slowly turning me into an egotistical, evil asshole. I think of it as the 'Good Alan' vs. 'Bad Alan' battle. But until we have that discussion, Mr.. My brother had a girlfriend, and every Wednesday night he would stay round hers, so naturally this week was no different; my perfect opportunity. "Will... Jamie is out tonight and I know you probably dont plan on staying around here without him, but I was planning on getting a pizza in and watching a film if you wanted to join me? Hate having this house all to myself, think I watch too many horrors!" ... "Sounds good to me Tash, someone has to keep an eye on you still eh?" He said with a wink.. She was three inches taller than Joey naturally, but with high-heeled sandals, she towered over him. She wore black yoga-pants and a white sports bra. Her bosom bounced only slightly as she walked, and there was no sag to her breasts, that were full and heavy: only a natural, tear-shaped curve. Julia giggled as she took two plates from the refrigerator and placed the first in the microwave, because all the while Joey was close to her, whispering things that Ellen could not hear. While she. I asked what the condition was, she said I could not know until after I had my fun with her ass, and I could not back out, and that she had to get some stuff for the suprise, and if I backed out, I would not get to touch her again, then asked if I still wanted to do it. I came hard all over myself, then went to clean it up, came back and said hell yeah im sure what ever you have in mind will be fun. She laughed and said "for me, yeah, im horny just thinking about it."Then next time she came.