And it might be infectious. A silly, ridiculous, funny story about a guy who keeps getting attacked by the suddenly cock-hungry women around him. God,...but that title name is awful though... I'll take any suggestions with anything better in the comments. [Status: Chapter Eight Released - 30/08/2022]Caffeinated Quickies: Honeyed Housewife (A Bimbo Bakery Short Story) - Mike comes home after receiving a big promotion to find his wife a very changed woman. A short, light, mildly silly story written. No guy in school would even look at me. I mean, Tommy Morrison tried to have sex with me that once, but Tommy tried to have sex with everyone.Anyway, I was doing odd jobs around Uncle Mike's funeral home.And that's when I did it.I had sex with a dead man.God, I get excited just writing this. Yes, I know. It's sick. It's horrible. It's abuse of a corpse and a hundred other legal and moral violations.I wouldn't have done it, but he had an erection.I had snuck down into the embalming room, and. James was a proud supporter of African-American politicians, and supported the first openly gay African-American man elected City Council member in Brockton, Massachusetts. Man, my big brother was doing big things. I did the right thing by coming to Massachusetts. It didn’t occur to me how much my brother’s life had changed, until I met his leading lady. Two nights after I first arrived, James took me to a nice restaurant in downtown Boston and we were joined by a tall, curvy and absolutely. Usha was holding my hand, and I stood close to her by holding her T-shirt with my left hand. I was short that time, and my sisters were tall. I was coming up to Usha’s abdomen. My chest was brushing Usha’s groin. And Nikki’s bumps were pressing against my right shoulder. At one stop we got a seat. Usha sat and pulled me over her. I was sitting on Usha.She spread her thighs to accommodate me. She held me in her hug and was asking how I enjoyed the day at the amusement park. I was thinking.