My boyfriend, the ASS, staged a wild ride. He invited strippers, hookers, body painters, art scene scumbags and even fucking HELL'S ANGLES, jesus! He ...idn't say a thing about what all he had planned, it just happened." Really?" I said, pooring a glass of orange juice for myself. This might be an interesting story, I thought. "So what happened exactly?"The artsy lady took out a long, thin cigar and began smoking it. By the smell I figured it was marijuana, but I didn't say anything. She removed. It's usually just a bunch of gossiping women here." "I think she's hoping for a little action now that she's been paroled from her husband and kids," Lauren said, with a mischievous tone in her voice. "I mean, who wouldn't want a piece of this action ... wouldn't you like a piece, Bryan?" Our male friend kind of adjusted himself, not sure where this might be headed. "Well, Andee certainly has a really nice ass. I'm sure she gets a lot of action with it." Bryan seemed to enjoy watching as. Although she knew Dan was still alive, she felt lonely. Still in hiding, it was hard and too risky for them to meet each other regularly. Once a month, if she were lucky, she would receive a text message to meet. Under the cover of darkness, she would slip away to the woods. Like a ninja in stealth mode, she would leave no tracks behind her.Following the subtle signs he had left for her, they would come together and instantly fall into each other's arms. Seductively, like a temptress performing. "So what am I here for," he said. "There's something I have to teach you kids, and seeing as my 24 days will already be down one by our next meeting, I better start teaching it."He erased what was written on the board and in the center of the board in big block letters wrote the words, "SAFE SEX" Turning to the class he said, "What I have to teach you is no joke, can anyone guess what I'm here to teach you?"Lana raised her hand and said, "That you can have all the sex you want as long as you're.