The look on the guys faces was priceless and I could see some of them were starting to get hard just looking at my sexy MILF mother. Mom slowly walked...out into the room, looked the guys over and smiled at the bulges growing in their pants. While mom sized up my friend’s growing erections, she told them there was just one rule. “Don’t cum in my pussy. You can cum in my mouth or anywhere else, but not in my pussy.” After Mom spelled out the rules, I sat down on the couch and called her over to. I didn't even need to turn around to know who it was. I've had years to remember the aura of the sinister character behind me.So it didn't surprise me when he said, "Pat, we need to talk".I turned my chair, ready to launch an assault with my venomous tongue when I saw him holding his right palm upwards in front of me.I thought he was awfully nice to offer, so I place the wrapper for the coffee candy I just ate onto his palm. At least it would save me a trip to the trashcan. Apparently the. I told her that even I have a crush on her. We slowly came forward and kissed each other, a kiss born out of pure love. We kissed passionately for a long time before breaking the embrace. After that I picked her up, took her to her bedroom and drooped her on the bed, and removed my clothes completely taking out my fully erect, 9” cock out. Meanwhile she was there in font of me in her bra and bikini. As soon as she saw my cock, she gasped which made me smile. I removed her bra and started kissed. It’s a drag. Imagine, it’s 85 degrees and you’re in a traffic jam on a bridge and the car A/C goes out. You are a 50+ year old fat man. Are you willing to dive into the river under the bridge when you’re not sure how deep the water is? Rivers tend to be shallow here. You won’t live long enough to walk off the bridge. Are you willing to punch a good Samaritan who’s trying to keep you from “suicide” because they don’t understand that if you don’t cool off immediately you will die? Life can be.