Feeling jolly I still had the sense to know that I may be slightly over the limit.That's when I did something that I've never done before - I took a c...b home.Sure enough on the way home there was a police road block, but since it was a cab they waved it past. I arrived home safely without incident!This was a real surprise as I had never driven a cab before. I don't know where I got it, and now that it's in my garage I don't know what to do with it.A teenage boy had just passed his driving test. And boring.So. So maybe I looked around on Backpages. Maybe I found an outcallservice. Maybe. Okay. I absolutely did. Gimme a fucking break, man.It's been a year since I got laid and Madame Hand needs a break. I justwant to feel a real woman for once. So, I call. Awkwardly. Stumblingaround what I want. They have someone new and I'm all for it. Sure.Slight discount since they aren't known. Kind of a training thing.Waiting for her (Destiny) was terrible. I had to use the bathroom. “Markus?” I whispered. I had not seen Markus in two years now. He would be turning twenty here in a few days. On top of being cousins, we were the best of friends. We spent a lot of time together and on my sixteenth birthday, he gave me the gift of my very first kiss. Sadly, that gift was seen by my mother, who moved us far away to get me away from him and his family. This caused a big hole in our family. Over the last two years, I had been able to get move on slowly, but deep down I missed. Within five minutes, there was a knock on the door. You answered it, and there stood your first cadet. He was probably just sixteen, very baby faced, and red-faced as well. You have him sit in the chair, you on the bed. You were wearing your T-shirt, no bra, and slacks, no panties. You knew that they would be a pain to remove.You were there to show them how to be with a woman sexually, so those were not wardrobe items needed for that mission. You told the cadet Tim to sit beside you on the bed,.