“STOP! BY THAT MOTEL OVER THERE,” she said snapping me out of my reverie.As I parked the car, instead of going for the door or her bag, she surpri...ingly turned to me.“Here, take two three minutes to stare at my boobs properly,” she said sharply, looking me right in the eyes, “And then you can resume the trip.”“I… I’m sorry!”“Not to worry… you’re not the first man, nor will you be the last,” she spoke with a sneer.I was offended, at being reduced to just any other man. But I swallowed my ego to. He laughed and brought his head closer to my ears and said: Your underwear is wonderful. I felt so shy and realized that he noticed my underwear while we were using an urinal. I looked at him shyly and said thank you. He ordered a drink and asked me to smoke cigarettes. I said ok. When we came out, he asked me: Do you like a men, right? I say shyly yes. Great. you are very young and sexy, if you want to have fun, we can go to my home with my friend. I did not know what to do. He said: Come to. Rumors have been circulating about plans being made to build re-education camps where liberals will be forced to drink domestic beer and study the Constitution.In recent days, liberals have turned to ingenious ways of crossing the border. Some have been disguised as senior citizens taking a bus trip to buy cheap Canadian prescription drugs. After catching a half- dozen young vegans in blue-hair wig disguises, Canadian immigration authorities began stopping buses and quizzing the supposed senior. She was wearing tiny little shorts and her bra, eating a bagel. morning pooch she said with her mouth full I nodded to greet her and put some toast in the toaster. I walked over to her and kissed her on her cheek. She smiled. I honestly didnt want to talk about last night, and Im not totally sure why. kev, mike called she told me yeah im going to call him in a few minutes okay well im going to the mall with Courtney soon ok? And possibly a movie too so dont wait up ok? she informed me I nodded.