.. chauvinists I think you call them these days. I'm afraid you can't qualify. You'd have to make her believe you were an absolute louse with women an... been that way for years." You can tell her I'm a bastard with women." Yeah, but she'd want to meet you and I don't think you could fool her. No one could act that well." I fooled you, didn't I?" Well, yeah you did do that... but it would take me a while to locate her and for her to make arrangements to get here. It would be a waste of time.". Leon showed me a web site that had a competition for the couple who could submit the best blowjob video. That couple would win a trip to Mexico.A week later Leon's friend Todd came around with a digital camcorder and recorded me sucking Leon's big shaft. I normally swallowed his spunk, but this time I let him cum all over my face and tits and the last shot was of me licking cum off my lips and rubbing some into my nipple. Leon and I were both really proud of it and we were sure we were going to. Lori went home and got ready. She couldn’t believe how well Harriet had taken everything. ‘It has to be all the horror movies she watches,” she laughed to herself. 'There’s no other explanation for it.'She brought her bag downstairs and was putting her shoes on when her mom came home.“Hey mom, I’m not going to be home tonight so you’re on your own for dinner.”“Where are you going?” her mother asked suspiciously looking down at Lori’s bag.“Harriet and I are going on a road trip.” She heard the. . yeah, the bedroom.”I was deciding whether to walk off the job and tell Joan Biddle about the crazy broad in 232, but must have hesitated a second to long---Fiona jumped up, and as fast as a snake had my zipper down and my semi-hard dick in her hand.“Holy shit, look at your personal tool!” Fiona chirped just before slurping my cock into her mouth.“Hey, c’mon Fiona, you need to stop!” I said, knowing it sounded half-hearted---because it was. Fiona was tearing the condom out of its wrapper while.