He says “After I die, will you marry Larry?” She says “But I thought you hated Larry”. With his last breath, he says “I do”.A black guy wa...ks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and asks for a beer. The bartender brings a beer and notices the parrot on his shoulder and says “Hey that’s really neat. Where did you get it?” The parrot responds “In the jungle, there’s millions of them”.A super-hot chick walks into her church and says to the priest “Forgive me Father, for I have sinned”. The. While I was claiming my luggage I couldn’t help but look at her from afar again. She accidentally dropped her purse and bent down to pick it up. Her ass stook out and again I was hypnotized. I could feel my cock starting to move in my pants and had to look away just to refrain myself from having an erection in the middle of the airport. We finally left the airport and took a taxi to the train station since where we had to go was far from the airport. As we sat in the taxi I asked her, “So. .” Diego surveyed the scenery for a full minute. The ground outside was flat for about a kilometer, but then it turned into a wild and crazy landscape, no trees, very few bushes in fact, but full of moguls. The area vaguely reminded Diego of a vast miniature golf park. All it needed were a few mechanical windmills and a big plastic T-Rex on the eighteenth hole and the illusion would be complete. Or did all the little hills and valleys form some sort of maze? Diego remembered Ricardo’s words.. .., please?" I hooked my arms around her legs, pushed them up onto my shoulders and fucked her hard, my thighs slapping against her. Her hands clawed at the sheets as she threw her head from side to side, her hair flailing. I watched her face contort in ecstasy as she cried, "Fuckkkkk....!" and began to shake. A noise from behind made me turn. Pam was standing in the open doorway, a look of shock on her face.Our eyes met and I roared as I felt the sperm race up the length of my cock and deep.