The cost compared to the basic nudist licence was not small, and I knew my taxes would increase. But I signed my name. A person only lives one life, a...yway, and I want mine to be fun!The cute blonde sent me up two floors. To my dismay, I was poked and prodded by a grumpy doctor, who didn't look a day younger than 75. I didn't much appreciate his brusque manner, or the way he demanded that the procedure be done with me naked. ("If you're going to be showing your bits to everyone, you'd damned. She covered it all quite nicely. If I had called she could have been out with Mary and when Fiona's had a few, she sleeps like a log; the telephone has no chance of waking her. Now if I hadn't seen her outside the chemists I might have believed her."What pub did you go to?" The Plough. We had a meal in that little Indian place and then walked back to the Plough. We didn't plan on staying very long but they had the karaoke on last night so we sat and watched it. Poor old Mary couldn't drink much. They both tensed up and called out my name when their balls began to deliver their loads of hot cum into my body. “Here it comes Pam, heeeer iiiiiit comes!” I heard both of them saying. I never knew a man could deliver so much cum, let alone what two pulsing cocks could deliver in a short time. It felt good as we all collapsed onto the bed, exhausted….trying to catch our breath. I could feel their warm cum oozing from my stretched holes.I think that we all were suffering from exhaustion. . Such as it isI recently bought a bag of air. The company that made it was nice enough to put in a few potato chips... How many thin mints do you have to eat before they start working?My wife just stopped and said, “You weren’t even listening, were you?”I thought to myself, “That’s a pretty weird way to start a conversation.”Mr. Rogers did not adequately prepare me for the people in my neighborhood.If stupidity were a disability, I know a few people who’d be getting monthly checks... You know.