"Well, yes, but then I can't take them home to mother, if you know what I mean." What would I want with your mother, big boy? I prefer one hundred per...ent all male beefcake for a main course." Well if I can't take you home to mother, where can I take you?" How about to the moon, fella. Every girl wants a trip to the moon." Any ideas on how we could get you there?" Don't you have a rocket? I thought I felt one the other day." Why don't I come over some time and we can talk about .... . and introduced me.From relative anonymity to suddenly being the focus of over ninety thousand screaming rock and roll fans, I felt like a target outlined in florescent light. Several spot lights were trained on our box and I had no choice but to stand and wave, blow a kiss towards the stage and try to disappear before the raucous crowd.Jessica was speaking furiously into her wrist mic, as police converged on our box from every direction. Fortunately, the band played one last song and that. Tonia smiled and responded, “So do you. Let’s clean up and go home.”Ever resourceful, Tonia had a couple of rags in her backpack that we used as cloths to wipe up. Then she tied them in a plastic bag.“I’ll use the garbage outside. Might be too obvious as in room garbage,” Tonia said as we put our clothing back in place.We walked home rather than taking the bus. It was a half-hour walk but the evening was warm, and the streets were quiet.“I guess that’s the end of us being ‘platonic’, eh,” I. Raj – Aunty main aapki zaroorat pura kar sakta hu.Monica – Raj, tum toh bachhe jaise ho mere.Raj – Aunty par bachha toh nahi. Mujhe toh aap pasand ho aur hum dono ise raaz rakh sakte hai. Please ek baar mujhe karne do aap ke sath. Meri gf bhi nahi hai.Monica – Raj par kisi ko pata chal gaya toh?Raj – Aunty, main kisi ko nahi bataunga.Meri kismat aaj bohut tez thi aunty ne mujhe haan kardi. Main khushi se paagal ho gaya tha. Par aunty ne kaha, “Raj pehle condom le kar aao.”Main jaldi se chemist.