Of course I said yes, but that is a different story...Missy and Eli knew each other at this point and we’d had a couple 3somes together. ( the three...of us ended up living together for almost a year. but Missy wanted it to be me and her together and Eli as our girlfriend. In the end it was Eli I really loved and Missy couldn’t accept that.). Both girls got along well with each other. Missy was the first girl Eli had ever done anything sexual with and we were her first 3some as well. One night I. Sailing results are in, GB took gold, USA took silver and Somalia took a Middle aged couple from Weymouth.A boy asks his granny, 'Have you seen my pills, they were labeled LSD?' Granny replies, screw the pills, have you seen the dragons in the kitchen?Wife gets naked and asks hubby, 'What turns you on more, my pretty face or my sexy body?'Hubby looks her up and down and replies, 'Your sense of humor!'The wife's back on the warpath again.She was up for making a sex movie last night, and all I. John himself was a bit on the small side, only about five inches or so hard. But that didn’t bother me then. He was effective enough to give me Robert and besides I loved him for more than his sexual prowness. He knew other ways to please me as well so I was satisfied sexually.But now I was faced with what appeared to be a real challenge. Kevin was young, strong, well-built, and well-hung! I licked my lips subconsciously as he hooked his fingers under the waistband of his underwear, eager to. Mr Jons, I am sorry to botther you, shimmy, but I have come home from Shels early, another shimmy, and I lost my key. Moms not home til eight double shimmy, and I need to get in. Double desperate shimmy. You know the rules about my letting you in Abi, I will need to call your mom, and I know she will be on the plane right now, so cant talk. So… Please Mr Jons, you know me. Hand drifting down to crotch of short skirt. Cant you just please issue one of the spare keys, please Fingers pressing into.