He noticed that Alfred was wearing down, and the ex-Bruce hadn't - or hadn't wanted to notice it.Bruce had a hunch where Catwoman might have her new...lair, and started doing a computer search. There were ten possible sites. That night, he donned the Batman costume and went searching through the night. His original body was no cream puff, but it was wonderful to be so strong and agile. He went from rooftop to rooftop without breathing hard. Batman came up empty at the first three stops he. .. and I could see right through her night dress. That was some cleavage!! Erect nipples... straining through... I am pretty sure she was talking to her husband!!One day while she was dressing, she happened to leave her bedroom door ajar and I could see her reflection off the dressing table mirror. That was really when I got the first glimpse of her bare breasts. The sight really blew me off. I had an instant hard on. I am not sure if she left the door open on purpose, but what the heck!! I was. These are not innocent farmers corrupted by someone more powerful. These are men who have killed for profit before – and who will kill for profit again if we leave them alive. Genrico will kill them because they attacked me. I will permit it because they have attacked others before me. Their fate is the only fate an assassin can expect.”The deed was done before Joseph and the women arrived back at the river. Joseph had dawdled, gathering the men’s weapons and inspecting them carefully for. Two words. Nine letters. Noun followed by verb. Nothing else needed. We laughed. Before the champagne. Hell, before dessert. We laughed and I healed as joy poured back into my oh-so-recently discarded heart. The champagne began with the orgasmic popping of the cork and two friends shared that bubbling broth. Midway through the bottle, we laughed and I wept with happy tears. ‘Watch this,’ I howled as I felt a tear rolling down my face. ‘I wrote this joke last night: The ultimate first world.