. who moans like that? ... those aren’t love handles, they’re spare tires ... he’s got to hold it or it’ll go limp! ... yeah, right, a bikini ...nd an C-section scar ... Christ, if they had put in any more silicone she’d fall over...”For a second I thought it was just me. Maybe I was just too dumb to figure it out. But I looked around the room and met incredulous stares from the other guys. Without question, all the men had been transported to the Twilight Zone. And the women to the Comedy Club.“. I then proceed to hold your legs against as I lightly claw up and down your sin soaked legs with ice between each knuckle...like a cold steel rake .I can feel your legs quake off my body as I look down at you and see your hungry eyes screaming more.I get down and crawl to you and slither onto you for the mount, as I did I lean down to ask you ...are we having fun? you nodded your head so I asked you again as I gripped your breast and gave you a Vamparic kiss ...you gasped in pleasure and. ” “Sami! How did we get from me talking with her to me fucking her? I don't just walk up to women I've never met before and ask them to sleep with me. She'd probably slap my face.” “What makes you so sure? She certainly looked like she liked you. I bet you could hook up with her if you'd get off your ass and try to get with her. You're a charming guy. You know us girls all think you're cute for an old guy. You deserve to get some loving every once in a while. Besides, you already took the first. Two week had passed since the thieving pair skipped off with my money, and they had been waiting for a berth on a ship bound for the Americas. I had them arrested and charged with theft, and then persuaded Nancy to turn King’s Evidence. Blaydon ended his life choking at the end of a rope and shitting himself — a fitting end for such craven rogue. As for Miss Nancy, I sold her to a dock side brothel owner, and watched as the entire crew of a recently returned whaler had their way with her.”I had.