. all my cousins got ready, but I still hadn't changed into my jeans.. so, I quickly grab a pair of jeans, and rush into the room to change.. I notice... that one of my aunt was sleeping on the bed already there, and one of grandma's sister was about to go have bath in the same room.. as I was getting late, I decided I will change my shorts in that room only.. so I go and stand behind this pillar so that my aunt (whom I didn't have crush on) wouldn't startle if she woke up while I'm changing... Then it got bigger. And bigger! "Relax," Jean was whispering and cooing to us. "Relax." I tried but could only breath harder. "Spread those little rosebuds apart!" She began to get louder. I heard Billy start to whimper and knew it was the wrong thing to do. I kept pulling my asscheeks apart and began to clench my jaw. It felt like I was being filled with that big red toy of hers but I knew I wasn't because it had fallen onto the floor and rested by Billy's face. Billy started to cry out. I walked Melosa to the livery stable and rented her a stall. I flipped the stable hand a quarter and told him to rub her down good and treat her to some oats. With my horse basking in the lap of luxury, I grabbed my saddlebags and rifle and headed towards the barbershop. I spent fifty cents on a bath, shave, haircut, and to have my clothes brushed with a whisk broom. The barber was happy enough with my business to throw in the lilac scented talcum powder for free.While at the barbershop, I saw. I placed my bags under the seat and sat there cooling off. The attendant came and welcomed me and asked me if I wanted anything. I asked his name ” swaminathan” ( lets call him swami). I asked for some cold water and asked him if the there was any one joining me in the cabin. He replied I am only passenger till bhopal where two passengers will board. The girl in me was getting excited. Train was scheduled to reach bhopal at midnight. I had a good 7 hours to do what I liked( if I am lucky I.