Exhausted, Kelsey decided to catch up on some much-needed sleep after the guy had left.When he finally awoke, he ordered breakfast to be brought to hi... room. Thereafter, Kelsey had a long and relaxing bath.During his week-long stay, Kelsey would also naturally do some sightseeing, and his first port of call would be what he had been told was a very pretty village, about thirty miles away.At around one p.m. that afternoon, he got in his car and proceeded in the direction that had been explained. Her 180 lb figure was laid out underneath him patiently waiting to be penetrated. Her red, shoulder length hair spread out over the pillow her head rested on.Who knows why he had any pre-cum left, because Kristy gave him the most thorough head he had experienced in years. He had to hold back from cumming several times, as she corkscrewed his dick while sucking on the head. She tongued his piss hole quickly the entire time. Derek was a fool.Nelson pressed forward, sinking the tip of his cock. I watched as Tim, with lust on his eyes, moved to his knees now and crawled over to me. He pushed his face into my balls and inhaled deeply. Then, as he looked up into my eyes, licked from the base of my balls to the tip of my quivering cock. Tim closed his eyes and turned his head, softly kissing and mouthing up and down the side of my shaft. I watched him as he made love to my dick, it felt incredible. “Make me cum” I said softly. Tim looked up at me again and smiled before taking my hard. Two deer were leaving a gay bar...One turned to the other and said, “Man, I can’t believe I blew thirty bucks in there!”What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball?A man will actually search for a golf ball.What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?You can unscrew a lightbulb.What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say?We’re closed. Beat it.How do you embarrass an archaeologist?Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it comes from.I took a poop.