"Now Homer and me has been best friends since before we could walk. In fact, some smart assed preacher once called us "the first unattached Siamese tw...ns in the world." But fuck that preacher, what did he know about friendship? I thought I knew just about everything about old Homer there was to know except about him fucking my sweet and virginally innocent Emily over all those years we were married before I caught them by accident. But right then, I realized that there was a part of Homer that. I love the holiday season, but I hate the crowds. I love buying gifts, though, perhaps as much as I enjoy giving them.I'd even toyed with the idea of getting Kate a gift. While I was shopping for everyone else, she was constantly on my mind. I stopped in a jewelry store to look at watches for my mother. Would Kate like jewelry? In my mind, I pictured her wearing a nice string of pearls, and nothing else. The salesman gave me a funny look as I fondled the string and smiled to myself. Kate wore a. M.. When Samantha got out of the shower I ran Eric to my mom's house and started the car. Samantha then brought Sue out and we drove her to school. I then drove Samantha to her car and got my goodbye kiss. She said she was going to run to the mall and she would see me tonight. I then rushed off to work to start a busy day of contract talks with two of our biggest clients. After 3 hours of negotiations I finally had both of the clients signed to multi year deals with a net increase of about. Suddenly her heart soared again as she caught her master's words to Tammy, "Slut, there will be seven men arriving shortly and they will need their cocks sucked to erection! You will greet them as they arrive, naked and on your knees!" Although Charlady could not see Tammy right now, she was pleased that her instructions took her away from contact with Master Ray, neither could she see the cardboard notice he had just hung around Tammy's neck, which read 'I love cocks, show me yours and I will.