But when I woke up this morning my pillow somehow got in between my legs and I was kind of squeezing and humping it while lying on my tummy. Maybe I w...ke up too slow cause I had to change all my sheets and my panties. And it was real hard to shave my th-pussy when it kept jerking around. I almost nicked myself twice and the water splashed on the floor so much I had to mop it up. Then when I dried myself it was still drippy so I held the towel real steady there but when I looked in the mirror I. Do you ascribe honour to vipers? Or simply make sure they cannot bite you?" I asked.There were murmurs of agreement amongst the Seiðkona who had ported in with Nakkam, even Morgana nodded though still looked troubled."I will have to speak to the Styraesvollrr about this," said Nakkam. "It may be that you are correct, but in my heart I cannot countenance such deeds myself and it may be that I am no longer suited to leading a Seiðmaðr dróttina in battle."The Seiðkona ported back out and we. ” Bill pipes up, “Not until he shows us proof. He has to cut some of your pubic hair after you two are done as proof.” She looks at him and exclaims, “That will be hard since I have no hair there. So how about a Polaroid of his cock inside my pussy? Will that work?” They all nod at once. She says, “Now he and I will be leaving and my friends here have a proposition for the four of you.” I walk her to her car and with luck she is just three spaces from my truck. I try to kiss her just. Cummings announced that the adventure was available for sale, and right before I left the stage, Linda asked the perfect question.“What kind of elf are you Kaos?”“Why, like, I’m a Valley Elf, fer sure fer sure!”And that was the last shoe to drop. Everybody howled in laughter as Keith pulled out his guitar and started playing and singing “Valley Elf” along with Holly as people lined up to buy Chaos in the Capitol.2 hours later my hand was cramped. I found out that we had sold and I had signed.