Chuck’s c***dhoodNot much is known about Chuck’s early life. Chuck Norris has no mother, as crawling out of a vagina is unbecoming of a man of his...stature. Chuck Norris spontaneously came into existence on Karl Marx’s birthday. This was no accident since Chuck Norris is the polar opposite of communism’s yin, and the very thought of communism makes Chuck Norris Want to puke.Chuck Norris Defender of FreedomChuck Norris has fought in every American war including the American Revolution, The War. "Hairdresser," she said. "Wow, you look fabulous. I wouldn't have recognised you if I hadn't spotted your name tag." She leaned in closer and I could smell her sweet perfume of flowers. "I have to say I'm a little turned on by you," she laughed at my shocked expression. "I'm a lesbian. Don't suppose you're into girls?" There's something different about me too," I said. But before I could say anymore, the sensation down in my groin got stronger making my penis grow a bit. I took her by the hand. Then he pushed into my mouth and I proceeded to suck his softening cock clean. He stood up and walked away without a word. Mia had stopped sucking me and was resting her head on my thigh as I spent another few minute gingerly licking her pussy lips and surrounding area. All this action and now my balls were blue as I had not cum yet. I said “Babe, roll over” she rolled onto her back and I moved between her legs, easing my rock hard cock into her swollen,stretched and very wet pussy.I gently. Again, even though it was another long shot, the horse won the race. He collected his winnings, and anxiously waited to see which horse the Priest would bless next.He bet big on it, and it won.As the races continued the Priest kept blessing horses, and each one ended up winning.The bookie was elated.He made a quick dash to the ATM, withdrew all his savings, and awaited for the Priest’s next blessing that would tell him which horse to bet on.True to his pattern, the Priest stepped onto the track.