Anyone driving by would easily see the side of my tit because the arm holes in the shirt were huge. Although, truthfully, I’ve been completely nake... outside before when I was younger. A couple of years ago, I had a girlfriend over to the house and it was really hot out and we wanted to use my Slip ‘n Slide. Normally I used it in the back yard, but my dad hadn’t picked up the dog poop in a week. We have two big dogs, a golden retriever and an Irish setter, and they lay down a lot of poop in. “Don’t get your hopes up, smart guy. The other part about mistresses is they cost a lot of money. A lot! More than you’ll ever make dumping garbage working for your Uncle Dave at the mill. You’ll need the kind of money that will make the chief of police interested, understand. Maybe you need to work on your girlfriends one at a time, like the rest of us.”Seamus grinned at that. “I’ll think about it, Dad.”“You do that.” A mistress at fourteen? Good Lord! I just knew I was going to hear about. We ate breakfast and Jen went to the bathroom again, this gave me some time to talk to Martin.“So, what’s her body like?” I asked.“Man, it is beautiful,” Martin replied, “Her tits are just the right size and her nipples are perfect and so sensitive. She climaxes whenever my lips or tongue touch them.”My cock was getting very hard as he went on.“Her ass is fantastic, but you saw that last night. Her pussy is gorgeous! Her clit is so sensitive and her labia are perfect; her pussy is. Hershaw interrupted them, saying "In order to get more information, I'll need to take a blood sample." Brian winced at that. He HATED needles. But he knew that the only way to possibly get rid of whatever was messing him up was to cooperate with the doctor. Hesitantly Brian agreed. He didn't want to have boobs. Brian waited uncomfortably for Dr. Hershaw to get the labs results back. His chest had started hurting again, this time spread out more over his chest and less on his nipple. Brian.