Literally, we bumped into each other and I sloshed beer on her shirt--what women call a "top" (so where are you going to wear a shirt, on your bottom?....She's divorced too, and dangerously pretty.Yada-yada, ten days later we're naked in her queen-sized bed, and it turns out Keli and I are a perfect match: oh jesus I love to eat it, and oh god she loves to put it out.A lot of times we don't even fuck.I told my roommate I bet I've had my face between her legs in more positions than he knows how to. Now all I had to do is come up with a story to excuse my Saturday afternoon absence from the "honey-do" list my wife had created. Fortunately, Marianne had planned an afternoon out with the ladies. I jokingly replied that she always had more fun than I did, whenever I would go out with the guys."So it's you, Pam and who else?" I asked."It's just myself, Liddy, and Beth," Marianne replied. "Pam said she has a hot date with some guy." Really?" I replied. "Who?" I'm not sure," Marianne replied,. “Good pet.” I rubbed Linda’s head. She beamed at me and I strolled off, pulling on my boxers as I went. I sat down on the living room couch and turned on the TV. Ironically, it was on some stupid vampire movie about a sparkling vampire, and I turned the channel hastily. I glanced at the sun outside warily, and I realized that fucking James had pulled open some curtains. I hurriedly closed them, and as I did, there was a knock on the door.I went over to the door and opened it, and the girl. Suffice to say, that I am absolutely gorgeous as a girl.. and I can say that... because I am pretty qualified to know what a hot girl looks like.I have grown my light sandy blond hair to just beyond shoulder length. I have a very feminine face, and have pretty good hips (very girly) as well as an ass that guys tend to notice from across the room. You get the idea... And... I should tell you... that I LOVE to suck dick... but equally as arousing to me, is the idea of seducing a straight guy..