The following are compliments of Tiller ... some you will have to read twice to get the drift, the first group refer to pilots but after reading the s...cond batch, you many have to change your shorts or panties!!After sitting in line at Opa Locka, Fla., (KOPA) short of Runway 9R we got the call we were waiting for:Opa Locka Tower: "Five Four Papa cleared for take off, Six Seven Lima taxi into position and hold."Just as we were clearing the ground, we saw a tortoise making his way across the. The Marines just as precise and fast as the robots raised their wrist cannons and Shea said, “Give the word Captain and we turn this place into a gravel pit.”Circuit said. “Shea, Narth and I figured a way to neutralize their Grav-manipulating powers.”The voice of the mountain thundered with its echo voice. “The day of doom has come to the Conck.”From between the ranks of the Marines my Takkian specialist appeared, he too wore a Battle suit but his helmet was open. To him this environment was. Picking up the phone he punched in Samantha’s number.“This is Samantha, how may I help you today?”“Sam, this is Jim, your next door neighbor. I’m calling for Lt. Good Body.”There was silence on the other end of the line.“Jim? Who told you about that?”“You did. We’ve been chatting on Yahoo Instant Messenger for most of the past year, neither of us realizing that we were neighbors for the past six months.”Jim heard a gasp from the other end of the line.“Sam?”“My God.”Silence.“Sam? It’s me. We’re. “Fuck Kathy, better get you home for a bath you smell pretty bad now. Hope this as cured your craving for stripping and fucking for a while,” Chas said to me. “Only for a while,” I said laughing. “Fuck, you are a slut luv, but I love you,” Chas said and gave me a long passionate kiss. “You wait by the bike; I’ll go and see if I can find your clothes. he said.I waited while Chas went back in but after about ten minutes all he had found was my now very badly torn skirt. “Sorry love, this is all.