“The only way I would eat your crusty ass crack is if you slurped up a mile of my poop first!” Hayden yelled back at her sister. They went back an... forth like this making vulgar little jokes at each other’s expense for a couple minutes.“Manners, ladies!” Betty warned her daughters to be a little less vulgar in the car. They both quieted down and then Betty let out the loudest fart and simultaneous belch you ever heard. It smelled like Wine and fart in the car all the way to their house. Her. Tommy agreed and asked when Rob would like to leave. Rob said tomorrow would be a good day. Just as that conversation was ending, my Dad said, "Good, I need to be getting back home, so I will catch a ride with you as far as Fairbanks."I tried to persuade my Dad to stay longer but he argued that he had been away from home for more than a month already. This was true, having spent time in Seattle with Uncle Howard and two weeks in Juneau. I agreed but he said that he would like to come back next. Suddenly I felt a fart escape and a hot wetness followed. I gasped and tried to clench my asshole shut again but it was too late.I instinctively pushed off the seat with my hands as I shit myself. I lost all control. The liquid shit spread quickly between my ass cheeks, lubricating them. Larger pieces followed filling the seat of my underwear. "Noo! Uhhhnnnnhhh!" It just didn't stop. I lost control of my bladder at the same time. The dark wet circle on the front of my jeans spread and poured. You look like you're having a nice quiet evening." Very quiet and much appreciated. Gretchen went to a movie with Charlene. She said they were going out for hamburgers afterward and that she might stay overnight if it got to be very late. If she comes home at all, it probably won't be before midnight."Errol was good at reading people, and there was something in her expression and her comment that hinted Lulu might be amenable to a little romp if he showed any interest. She'd just made a point.