"Here it is!"All three women laughed hysterically. I strained to turn my head to seewhat was so funny, but I was bound tightly and couldn't see behin... me. Icould hear a can being shaken. Then the contents were sprayed on my ass.It felt cold like whipped cream, and for the briefest moment I imaginedthat these three beautiful women were going to lick whipped cream off myass. My cock hardened with this delicious thought. This did not escapetheir notice."Oh look," remarked Susan. "He's. 2.The door opened onto a brick wall, brown and dull,streaming with cobwebs. KC called out to his father indismay."Daaaaad!"Dad sauntered out of the kitchen, house-dust peppering hisbalding head. He had grime on his thick, blunt fingers anda screwdriver in his shirt pocket. Graham, KC's olderbrother, swaggered along behind, sneering in abjectcontempt at the sound of KC's voice."What's up, Doc?" Dad asked, grinning from one side of hisface to the other. His smile was usually enough to warmKC's. After reading those letters my excitement reaches to sky and all the time i feel like to urinate because jamil always write me that after marriage how he is going to fuck me and due to his tall and muscular personality i always nervous on just imaging his lund and his strong built big hip.While returning to jamil’s home after marriage he told me in my ear that today be ready for sex and after listening these words i start feel like to faint and urinate. Somehow night came and jamil entered in. His parents weren’t pleased about that.What do you call a chicken looking at lettuce?Chicken sees a salad.My boss has announced he’ll sack the employee with worst posture. I’ve a hunch it’ll be me.As a kid I was made to walk the plank.We couldn’t afford a dog.From a Friend of J & G.JokesRecession beater. Wife says to husband “If you start riding that new bicycle I bought for you to work, we can get rid of the second car”. He replies “If you take it up the arse and let me cum on your face, we.